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Why did the knight bring a ladder to the throne room? He heard the king wanted to be promoted!
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Why did the queen go to the dentist? To get her crown checked, of course! 👑😁
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Why did the toilet want a promotion? Because it felt it deserved a throne in management! 🚽👑
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What did the throne say to the crown? You're always on top of things! 👑🔝
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Why was the king so good at solving problems? He always had a royal solution! 👑🔍
Game of Thrones - Where Everyone's Family Reunion Involves a Sword Fight
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I went to a family reunion once, and all we did was argue about who forgot to bring the potato salad. In Westeros, they settle family disputes with epic sword fights. The only epic fight in my family is over the TV remote.
Game of Thrones - Where Ravens Are Faster Than My Wi-Fi
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In Westeros, they send messages with ravens. I tried that once, but the pigeon I sent got lost and ended up on a date with another pigeon. Now I have baby pigeons demanding child support.
Game of Thrones - The Show That Turned 'Winter is Coming' Into a Terrifying Catchphrase
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After watching Game of Thrones, anytime someone says, Winter is coming, I don't think about snow; I think about political intrigue, battles, and the sudden urge to stock up on popcorn. Winter is no longer a season; it's a state of mind.
Game of Thrones - The Only Show Where Winter Takes Longer to Arrive Than the Weekend
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In Westeros, they always warned, Winter is coming. I waited so long for it, I switched to the Weather Channel. Turns out, they were just as accurate about predicting snowfall as my boss is about giving me that raise.
Game of Thrones - The Real-Life Tinder for Royals
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You know you're in a complicated relationship when it's easier to follow the lineage of dragons than your own family tree. It's like they swiped left on diplomacy and right on dragons. If only finding a date was as easy as conquering kingdoms.
Game of Thrones - Where the Night's Watch Takes the Term 'Cold Shoulder' Literally
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Joining the Night's Watch is like signing up for an eternal cold shoulder. I tried that once in my relationship, and let me tell you, sleeping on the couch is nothing compared to facing White Walkers.
Game of Thrones - Where Even the Iron Throne Needs a Therapist
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You know a show is intense when the most stable character is a chair made of swords. I can imagine the Iron Throne in therapy saying, I've been stabbed in the back more times than a politician, and don't even get me started on the constant power struggles. It's exhausting!
Game of Thrones - The Only Show Where 'Hold the Door' Can Make You Cry
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Hold the door used to be a polite request. After Game of Thrones, it's a trigger for uncontrollable sobbing. Now, every time someone holds the door for me, I have an existential crisis. Thanks a lot, Hodor!
Game of Thrones - The Series Where Dragons Are the Ultimate GPS
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The dragons in Game of Thrones are like the best GPS ever. Forget Google Maps; Daenerys just leans over to Drogon and says, Take me to Starbucks. I tried the same thing with my cat, but all it did was knock my coffee off the table.
Game of Thrones - The Series That Proves Every Wedding Has Potential for Drama
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Weddings in Westeros are like a Netflix drama series. You RSVP for a celebration, but you end up witnessing more backstabbing than a corporate board meeting. I attended one wedding where the cake wasn't the only thing getting cut.
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