6+ Best One Liners Jokes For thrones

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I tried to sit on a throne made of ice. It melted. Turns out, ruling the Seven Kingdoms is easier than ruling over water.

I tried making a joke about thrones, but it didn't stand up to the competition.

I challenged the queen to a chess match. She won, claiming it was her natural habitat – surrounded by thrones!

I tried to build a throne out of playing cards. It collapsed. I guess I need to work on my house of cardsmanship.

My friend said I should treat my problems like royalty. Now I just ignore them and hope they abdicate on their own.

I told my friend I'm thinking of buying a throne. They said it's a bit of a sitting investment.

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