7 Jokes For Thrift

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Mar 10 2025

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Why did the penny go to the thrift store? It wanted to be in good cents!
Why did the thrifty person bring a ladder to the store? Because they heard the prices were through the roof!
I asked the thrift store cashier if they had any jokes. They said, 'We do, but they're all second-hand!
I started a club for thrifty people. The first rule is: we don't talk about discounts!
I found a great deal on a haunted house at the thrift store. It came with a ghost mortgage!
I bought a second-hand parrot at the thrift store. It keeps repeating, 'Cheap! Cheap!
Why did the thrifty musician play only on recycled instruments? They wanted to reduce their eco-note!

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