6 Jokes For Thrift

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Updated on: Mar 10 2025

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I asked the thrifty magician for a discount on a magic wand. He said, 'Abracadabra, it's half off!
Why did the budget-conscious chef only use one spice? Because they wanted to pinch pennies!
I tried to make a low-budget movie about thriftiness. It ended up being a short film.
Why did the thrifty detective only solve cheap crimes? They couldn't afford high-stakes investigations!
I bought a belt at the thrift store. It was a waist of money.
Why did the budget-conscious gardener plant their money? They wanted to grow their savings!

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