6 Jokes For Threes

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. I've tried three times!
Why do ghosts love parties? Because they can go through three sheets and a blanket!
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
I asked the math teacher if her refrigerator was running. She said yes, and I told her she'd better catch it—times three!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I looked back three times.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Well, three guts to be exact.

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