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You ever notice how everything in life comes in threes? Like, three little pigs, three musketeers, and three attempts to plug in a USB cable before getting it right. It's like the universe's way of saying, "Third time's the charm... or maybe the frustration!
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You ever notice how laughter tends to come in threes? There's the polite chuckle, the genuine laugh, and the snort – the holy trinity of audience reactions. As a comedian, I aim for a perfect balance, like a comedy conductor orchestrating the laughter symphony.
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I've noticed that when it comes to ordering food, there are three kinds of people: those who stick to their usual, those who try something new every time, and the brave souls who attempt to share a dish but secretly want to protect their territory with a fork.
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Let's talk about social media. There are three types of people: those who post everything, those who lurk in the shadows and never post, and the rare breed – those who share cat videos exclusively. It's the cat's meow-tivation, I guess.
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You know you're an adult when your weekend plans consist of three main activities: grocery shopping, binge-watching a TV series, and wondering why you haven't accomplished anything. Ah, the triumphant trio of adulthood!
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Speaking of food, let's talk about the holy trinity of snacks: chips, dip, and the constant fear of double-dipping at parties. It's like playing a risky game of dip roulette – will you be the one who ruins it for everyone?
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We all have three levels of clean in our homes. There's the "just had guests" clean, the "maintenance" clean, and the "I can't find anything but at least it looks presentable" clean. Let's just say my place is usually a solid mix of the second and third.
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I've noticed that phone chargers have this mysterious ability to disappear in threes. You buy one, lose it, buy another, lose it, and by the time you're on your third, you're seriously considering attaching it to your body like an extra limb.
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Can we discuss the three stages of waking up in the morning? First, there's denial – you hit the snooze button. Then, there's bargaining – five more minutes. Finally, there's acceptance – you reluctantly roll out of bed, wondering if coffee can be delivered intravenously.
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