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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He heard they were great at rounding up the 'wiener' herd!
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Why don't cowboys ever make good secret agents? Because they're always getting caught in 'lasso' espionage!
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Why did the cowboy take his dog to the ranch? Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!
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Why did the cowboy adopt a cat? He wanted to have a 'purr-ty' little partner on the ranch!
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Three cowboys wanted to start a band. They had a guitar, a harmonica, and a lasso. I suggested they name themselves 'The Rootin' Tunes.' They roped me into being their manager.
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Three cowboys walk into a saloon, and the piano player stops. The bartender says, 'What's wrong?' The piano player replies, 'I only know sad cowboy songs, and I can't play 'em with a straight face anymore.'
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I overheard three cowboys discussing their love lives. One said, 'My girl left me for a rancher.' The second one said, 'Mine left for a cattle rustler.' The third one just sighed, 'My girl left me for Wi-Fi.'
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So, these three cowboys decide to have a rodeo in the middle of nowhere. The tumbleweed saw the whole thing and said, 'Finally, some action around here!'
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Three cowboys tried line dancing at the local hoedown. Let's just say, it looked less like a dance and more like a group of scarecrows having a seizure.
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I saw three cowboys arguing about who had the fastest horse. I thought, 'Guys, in this traffic, we're all just hoping our cars don't turn into covered wagons.'
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Three cowboys walk into a bar, and the bartender says, 'What is this, a rootin' tootin' support group?'
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I saw three cowboys trying to parallel park their horses. It was like watching a scene from a spaghetti western directed by Mr. Bean.
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I asked three cowboys if they believed in love at first sight. They said, 'No, but we sure believe in love at first yeehaw!'
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