5 Jokes For Three Cowboys

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Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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The Fashionista Cowboy

Trying to be fabulous in a world of dust and tumbleweeds.
This cowboy's belt buckle is so big, he uses it as a portable dressing table. Gotta make sure the spurs match the chaps, you know?

The Vegan Cowboy

Surviving on the open range without offending his herbivore principles.
He tried roping tofu instead of cattle. Let's just say it didn't go well; tofu doesn't run, it crumbles.

The Outlaw Cowboy

Trying to stay on the right side of the law while still being a badass.
He once tried online dating, but every time he swiped right, the sheriff showed up at his door thinking it was a hold-up.

The Tech-Savvy Cowboy

Trying to introduce modern technology to a world stuck in the Wild West.
This cowboy brought a drone to round up cattle. The cows were confused, the horses were terrified, and the drone ended up chasing tumbleweeds.

The Conspiracy Theorist Cowboy

Seeing government plots in every cactus and tumbleweed.
This cowboy claims he saw a UFO, but it turned out to be a lasso he mistook for an intergalactic tractor beam.

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