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Let's settle the age-old debate: cats versus dogs. There are two types of pet people. Cat people are the cool, mysterious types. They have this bond with their feline friends, and it's like they share secret knowledge. Dog people, on the other hand, are walking, tail-wagging bundles of enthusiasm. They greet you like you've been gone for years, even if you just went to get the mail. I've got a friend who's a cat person, and they're always trying to convince me that cats are low-maintenance. Low-maintenance? Have you ever tried to reason with a cat at 3 AM when they decide it's playtime and your face is the perfect toy?
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Alright, let's talk about communication styles. There are two types of people: texters and callers. Texters believe in the power of the written word. They'll send you a novel explaining their day, complete with emojis and punctuation marks that I didn't even know existed. I'm over here struggling to find the right GIF to express my emotions. Then you have the callers. These people treat phone calls like they're endangered species – rare and precious. If you call them, they'll text you back saying, "Hey, I missed your call. What's up?" Well, maybe if you'd answered, we wouldn't be having this conversation via Morse code!
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You know, there are two types of people in this world: morning people and night owls. Now, morning people, they're the ones who wake up with a smile on their face, ready to conquer the day. I tried being a morning person once. I set my alarm for 6 AM, and when it went off, I hit snooze... for the next three hours. That's not waking up; that's hitting the "delay adulthood" button repeatedly. But then you've got the night owls. We're the ones who hit our peak productivity at 11 PM. Why does society always favor the morning people? I mean, if I had a choice, I'd schedule job interviews at midnight. "So, tell me, what makes you the perfect candidate for this position at 1 AM?" That's when I shine!
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We've all got that one friend who finishes an entire series on Netflix in a weekend. They're the Netflix bingers. They'll emerge from their room on Monday morning, eyes bloodshot, surrounded by empty snack bags, and you ask them, "Did you have a good weekend?" and they reply, "I finished 'Game of Thrones.' Twice." Then there are the weekly watchers. They savor each episode, waiting patiently for the next installment. I tried being a weekly watcher once, but I couldn't resist the temptation of the "Next Episode" button. It's like having a plate of cookies in front of you and being told, "Just eat one." Sure, if one means the entire plate.
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