6 Jokes About Therapist

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Updated on: Jan 05 2025

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I told my therapist about my fear of uncertainty. She said, 'I can't predict the future, but I'm certain we'll work on it!
You know you've had too many therapy sessions when you start diagnosing your friends during casual conversations!
Therapists make great chefs because they know how to dish out good advice!
My therapist suggested I take up boxing to relieve stress. Now I have a great relationship with my punching bag!
My therapist asked why I always avoided the subject of security. I said, 'I don't like to talk about locks!
I told my therapist I was having trouble making decisions. She said, 'Just choose any path, we'll analyze it later!

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