7 Jokes About Themselves

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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I asked myself if I was lazy. My reply? I prefer to call it selective participation.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a new career for myself.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including stories about themselves.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his own field.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
I told myself a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one.
Why did the math book start telling jokes? It wanted to prove it had its own problems.

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