8+ Best One Liners the working man Jokes

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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So I switched to making donuts – now I'm rolling in the dough.

I asked my boss if I could leave work early because I'm not feeling well. He said, 'Take the entire week off – you're contagious.

I asked my boss if I could take a day off because I'm feeling unwell. He said, 'Sure, the day after tomorrow.

I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm essential. He told me, 'You have my permission to consider yourself essential.

I used to be a janitor, but I swept that job under the rug. Now I'm a carpet salesman.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a banker – still can't make enough dough.

I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm so good at math. He said, 'How do you figure?

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