5 The Working Man Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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The Email Escape Artist

Drowning in a sea of emails
My email signature should just read, "Please excuse any typos; my keyboard is covered in the tears of unread messages.

The Commuting Crusader

Navigating traffic and public transportation
The GPS in my car has started giving me motivational messages like "You can do it!" and "Traffic is just an opportunity to practice deep breathing." I think it's mocking me.

The Coffee Connoisseur

The eternal quest for the perfect cup of coffee
I asked my barista for a double shot of espresso. He looked at me and said, "Is it for the workload or your sanity?" I said, "Both, and make it a triple.

The Overtime Obsessor

Balancing work and personal life
The only time I enjoy overtime is when it's in my paycheck. Otherwise, I'm allergic to it, just like I'm allergic to mornings and my boss's sense of humor.

The Lunchtime Legend

The struggle to have a decent lunch at work
The office microwave is like a time machine. You put your lunch in, and when it comes out, you're 10 minutes closer to the weekend.

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