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I asked my friend if he knew about sloth. He said he'd look it up later.
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My friend is so envious that when he heard 'green with envy,' he painted his room green... and then his neighbor's too!
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My friend said, 'I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.' I told them, 'That's the slothful definition of lazy!
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I went to a buffet and tried to embody all seven deadly sins at once. Let's just say, my plate was a portrait of chaos!
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I heard the best way to combat envy is by counting your blessings. I did, and now I'm envious of the person who can count faster!
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I saw a sign that said, 'Pride comes before a fall.' Must be why I trip over my ego all the time!
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I'm not saying gluttony is a problem, but my friend's idea of portion control is eating one slice of pizza at a time... from six different boxes.
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