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Why did the orphan bring a mirror to the family reunion? So at least someone there would look like family!
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Why did the orphan start a podcast? He wanted a place where he could finally get a word in edgewise!
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Why did the orphan bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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I told my orphan friend he should become a baker. After all, he kneads a family!
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What's an orphan's favorite game? Hide and seek – they're experts at finding themselves!
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Why did the orphan become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own family tree!
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Why did the orphan start a landscaping business? Because he wanted to put down roots!
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What's an orphan's favorite subject in school? Algebra, because it's got too many Xs!
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I suggested my orphan friend become a musician. After all, he knows how to play it solo!
The Orphan Olympics
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You know, they say life is like a box of chocolates, but for orphans, it's more like a box of empty promises. I mean, what's next for them? The Orphan Olympics? Events like the 100-meter solo dash and synchronized tear-shedding. Gold medal for the kid who can make a PB&J sandwich without parental guidance.
Orphan Superheroes
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I think orphans would make great superheroes. Picture this: Captain Orphan, with the power to make anyone feel guilty about not finishing their vegetables. His arch-nemesis? The Avocado Avenger, sworn enemy of all picky eaters.
Orphan Cooking Shows
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I saw an orphan hosting a cooking show the other day. It was called Microwave Mastery. The first episode was how to prepare instant noodles with the precision of a gourmet chef. Spoiler alert: it involves pressing the start button.
Orphan Teleportation
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Orphans have a superpower, you know. It's called orphan teleportation. One minute they're at the playground, and the next, they've vanished. It's like, Now you see them, now you... well, you never really saw them in the first place.
Orphan Wisdom Teeth
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You ever wonder if orphans get wisdom teeth? I mean, where do they get their wisdom from? Is it like a secret orphan society that holds midnight meetings to discuss life's profound mysteries? The first rule of Orphan Wisdom Club: you do not talk about your parents.
Adopt-a-Grandparent Program
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I heard they're starting a new program called Adopt-a-Grandparent. It's like the regular adoption system, but this time, seniors get a chance. Now orphans can experience the joy of being asked, Do you remember when rotary phones were a thing?
Orphan Fortune Cookies
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I found an orphan fortune cookie the other day. The fortune inside said, Your future is unclear, but at least you won't have to argue about the thermostat with anyone. I guess that's a win?
Orphan Ghost Stories
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Ever heard an orphan tell a ghost story? It's like, Once upon a time, I thought I heard my mom's voice calling my name... turns out, it was just the wind mocking me again. Scariest bedtime story ever.
Orphan Tinder Profiles
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Imagine if orphans had Tinder profiles. Swipe right if you're looking for someone with commitment issues... or no issues at all. Bonus points if you're good at assembling IKEA furniture because I never had someone to teach me that.
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