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The NRA is the only organization that treats gun safety like it's a secret recipe. It's like they're guarding the Colonel's Original Blend, but instead, it's the Uncle Sam's Bulletproof Blend.
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The NRA talks about the Second Amendment like it's the ultimate life hack. "Forget exercise and a healthy diet, just arm yourself to stay in shape. Who needs a gym when you've got a Glock?
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You know you're deep into NRA territory when you see a sign that says, "Beware of Dog, Protected by Smith & Wesson, and has a black belt in karate." That's one well-rounded canine.
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It's funny how the NRA talks about guns like they're the ultimate fashion accessory. "This AR-15 really complements my camo jacket, don't you think? It's the must-have accessory for fall.
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The NRA is like that friend who insists on playing Monopoly with house rules. "Oh, you landed on my property? Time to exercise my Second Amendment rights and charge you double rent!
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The NRA is so passionate about guns that I wouldn't be surprised if they started a cooking show: "Today, we're making a classic recipe, 'Loaded Potato Skins,' emphasis on 'loaded.'
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The NRA must be the only organization that encourages people to have more arms than a centipede. "Why settle for two when you can have 32, right?
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The NRA's motto should be, "Guns: because nothing says 'I love you' like the right to bear arms." Forget flowers and chocolates; give your loved ones a Glock for Valentine's Day.
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The NRA is so enthusiastic about guns that I wouldn't be surprised if they started a dating app. "Swipe right if you love the Second Amendment, and bonus points if you own a shotgun named 'Sweetheart.'
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