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NRA Chef
Cooking up some recipes for the perfect target practice picnic.
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I asked the NRA chef for a vegetarian option. He handed me a salad and said, "Careful, those tomatoes might explode." I've never been more terrified of a Caprese.
NRA Support Group
Dealing with the emotional baggage of having a love affair with firearms.
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You know you're in an NRA support group when someone says, "I'm addicted to the smell of gunpowder," and everyone nods like it's the most normal thing in the world.
Gun Shop Customer
Trying to buy a gun without looking like you're planning a heist.
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I tried to buy a gun, but they asked for references. I said, "Can my exes count as character witnesses?" Apparently not; they suggested I try Yelp.
NRA Wedding Planner
Planning a wedding with a shotgun theme without scaring away the bride and groom.
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The groom wanted to incorporate a shooting range into the wedding. I said, "Sure, we'll just call it the 'Happily Ever After-Reload' zone." The bride was less enthusiastic.
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