4 Jokes For The Mandalorian

Standup-Comedy Bits

Updated on: Jul 08 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
Let's talk about the Mandalorian's helmet rule. This guy never takes off his helmet, not even for a snack! I'm thinking, does he eat? Does he have a secret compartment in there with a straw, or does he just blend up his meals and chug them? I mean, that's commitment to the no-face-reveal lifestyle.
But then there's that one episode where he's ready to break his sacred helmet code for a peek at his face. Why? Because a droid barber is about to take it off! I can relate; I mean, who wouldn't risk it all for a good haircut? Imagine the Yelp reviews for a droid barber: "Five stars – I saw the Mandalorian's face.
The Mandalorian has this fancy spaceship, the Razor Crest, right? But can we talk about his GPS system? Every episode is like, "I'm looking for this planet, but whoops, I ended up on the wrong one." Dude, get Waze! Maybe Baby Yoda could help; he's got those Force vibes going on.
And what's with the constant breakdowns? The Razor Crest is like the Millennium Falcon's less fortunate cousin. I can see the Yelp review for the ship repair shop now: "Two stars – fixed my hyperdrive, but now my cup holder's broken.
Have you ever noticed the Mandalorian is like the Uber driver of the galaxy? He's got all these side gigs, picking up bounties, transporting prisoners, babysitting Baby Yoda. I'm waiting for the episode where he becomes a galactic pizza delivery guy. Just imagine him pulling up to some alien's house, "One large pepperoni and extra blasters, coming right up."
And speaking of side hustles, is there a Yelp for bounty hunters? "Mandalorian, five stars – delivered my package on time, though he did accidentally blow up my neighbor's house. Would hire again.
You guys seen "The Mandalorian"? Yeah, it's that show with the dude in the shiny helmet and Baby Yoda, or as I like to call him, the galaxy's most adorable green squishy thing. I'm watching this show, and I can't help but think, how does this bounty hunter with all this high-tech gear get outsmarted by a puppet? I mean, seriously, Baby Yoda's got those puppy eyes that just scream, "I ate the last cookie, but can you really be mad at me?"
And what's the deal with Baby Yoda sipping on that soup? He's like 50 years old, and he's still slurping soup like a toddler. I can't even be mad; it's just too cute. I wish I had that kind of charisma. Imagine going to a job interview and just sipping soup like, "Yeah, I'm the right candidate. Gotta problem with that?

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Jul 08 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today