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Why did the Mandalorian become a chef? Because he knows how to handle the spice!
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Why did the Mandalorian get kicked out of the art class? He kept drawing 'Bounty' sketches!
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Why did the Mandalorian start a band? Because he had the perfect 'Grogu' rhythm!
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I started watching The Mandalorian with my cat, thinking he'd enjoy the action. Turns out, he's just in it for the Baby Yoda memes. Now, whenever I say, Let's watch The Mandalorian, he gives me this look like, Are we watching for the plot, or are we just here for the internet points?
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You ever notice how in The Mandalorian, every time they land on a new planet, it looks like the most hostile, dangerous place in the galaxy? I mean, do they not have travel agencies in space? Come visit Tatooine, where the suns are scorching, the sand gets everywhere, and you might run into a Sarlacc pit on your way to the souvenir shop.
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The Mandalorian is like the ultimate dad fantasy. I mean, who wouldn't want to cruise through the galaxy in cool armor, with a Baby Yoda sidekick, and never take off your helmet? I tried doing that in my neighborhood, and the Homeowners Association sent me a warning letter.
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I asked my wife if she wanted to watch The Mandalorian, and she said, Is that the one with the guy in the shiny armor? I said, Yeah, that's the one. She replied, Oh, I thought it was a home improvement show. I was wondering why everyone was so excited about a space handyman.
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I love The Mandalorian, but I can't be the only one who thinks Baby Yoda is just a plot device to sell more toys. I mean, I've never seen a character make such a mess and still be so adorable. If my kid acted like that, I'd send them to their room without dinner, not buy them a plush version.
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You know you're a parent when your kid asks, Dad, can we watch The Mandalorian together? And you're like, Sure, let's bond over a show where people's hands get cut off and cute green aliens eat frogs. Quality family time, right?
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I love how in The Mandalorian, they make a big deal out of the Mandalorian never taking off his helmet. I can't even keep my kids from barging into the bathroom while I'm trying to take a shower. If I had a helmet, they'd probably try to sneak a peek under it.
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I showed The Mandalorian to my dog, thinking he'd enjoy the epic space battles. But every time Baby Yoda came on screen, he tilted his head like, Is that a new treat dispenser? Can we get one of those?
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The Mandalorian has the best space western vibes. It's like a Clint Eastwood movie, but with droids and laser swords. I half expect Baby Yoda to pull out a tiny cowboy hat and start yodeling every time they ride across the desert.
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