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I asked my maid if she believes in ghosts. She said, 'No, but I've seen some spooky cobwebs!
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I accidentally spilled cleaning solution on the floor. My maid looked at me and said, 'That's a clean sweep!
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Why did the maid bring a ladder to work? She heard the job was up and down!
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Why did the broom break up with the mop? It found someone who swept it off its feet!
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I told my maid I broke a cup. She said, 'Don't worry, I'll sweep it under the rug!
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I tried hiring a chef as my maid, but she kept cleaning the plate instead of cooking on it!
Maid Therapy
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I told my maid I needed therapy, and she handed me a mop. Apparently, cleaning is her version of counseling. So now, every time I have a problem, I just spill something on the floor and wait for her to show up with a bucket and wisdom. It's cheaper than a therapist, and my floors have never been cleaner!
Maid Magic
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I asked my maid if she could do magic tricks. She looked at me and said, Sure, watch this. And poof! My laundry disappeared, only to reappear perfectly ironed the next day. I swear, I need to get her to teach me that trick for my taxes.
The Maid's Vengeance
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You ever notice how the maid at hotels gives you that look when you leave your room in a mess? I swear, it's like she's plotting my downfall. Last time I left a towel on the floor, I could almost hear her whispering, Oh, you're gonna pay for this one, buddy!
The Judgmental Maid
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My maid has this judgmental glare when she sees the state of my room. It's like she's thinking, Did a tornado hit this place? I'm just waiting for the day she brings in a hazmat suit as a subtle suggestion.
Maid vs. Dust Bunnies
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I overheard my maid having an argument with a dust bunny the other day. She was waving a feather duster, and the dust bunny was just sitting there defiantly. I've never seen a more intense standoff since my last family game night.
Maid Mind Games
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I think my maid is playing mind games with me. She rearranges the shampoo bottles in the shower just to mess with my morning routine. I've started marking them with invisible ink to catch her red-handed. So far, no luck – or maybe I just can't see the ink.
The Sneaky Maid
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I suspect my maid is actually a ninja in disguise. I leave my room for five minutes, and when I come back, everything's magically in its place. Either that or she's mastered the art of teleportation. I mean, who folds fitted sheets that perfectly? It's unnatural!
The Telepathic Maid
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I'm convinced my maid has telepathic powers. Every time I think about cleaning up, she magically appears at my door with a vacuum cleaner. It's like she can sense the disturbance in the force... or maybe it's just the pizza boxes giving me away.
The Invisible Maid
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I'm convinced my maid is like a mythical creature – she only appears when I'm not around. I've started leaving little traps to catch her in the act, like a mousetrap with a duster as bait. So far, all I've caught is a confused mouse wearing a feather boa.
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