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Why did the lone ranger apply for a job in a bakery? He wanted to be a doughnut ranger!
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What did the lone ranger say when he entered the sushi restaurant? 'I'm here to roll solo!
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You ever notice how The Lone Ranger wears a mask to hide his identity? Dude, if I had to hide my identity, I'd at least choose a mask that doesn't scream I'm the only guy in town wearing a mask! Talk about standing out in a crowd; he might as well have a neon sign that says, Guess who I am?
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The Lone Ranger rides a white horse named Silver. Really? A white horse? Talk about high maintenance! I can barely keep my car clean, and this guy's out there with a white horse in the Wild West. I bet he spends more time at the laundromat than he does fighting crime.
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I love how the Lone Ranger wears a mask, and suddenly, he's the mysterious hero of the West. If I put on a mask, people would just assume I'm robbing a bank or heading to a costume party. It's all about context, folks.
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I always found it amusing how the Lone Ranger wears this pristine cowboy outfit in the middle of the dusty Wild West. I can barely eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt, and this guy's rolling around in the dirt, staying immaculate. I guess that's the real superpower — the ability to repel stains.
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The Lone Ranger is all about justice, right? But let's be real, he's probably just bitter because he didn't get enough attention as a kid. Fine, if no one's going to play with me, I'll just save the town from bandits. See how they like that!
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The Lone Ranger's horse, Silver, is a smart one. I mean, the guy can probably count to one since he's always the only one around. Silver's probably thinking, Why couldn't I be the 'Smartest Horse in a Group' instead of the 'Lone Ranger's Horse'?
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I was watching The Lone Ranger the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder, does he ever get lonely? I mean, his horse is his only companion, and that's fine until Silver starts neighing and revealing all of the Lone Ranger's secrets. Hey, Silver, remember that bank robbery we pulled off? Yeah, me neither.
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I heard The Lone Ranger has a Native American sidekick named Tonto. Now, if I were Tonto, I'd be like, Hey, Lone Ranger, you know what would make this whole crime-fighting thing easier? A cellphone. Seriously, it's the 1800s, get with the times!
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You know why they call him The Lone Ranger? Because apparently, The Socially Awkward Ranger didn't have the same ring to it. I bet his catchphrase is just him mumbling, Hi-yo, Silver, away, and then quickly riding off before anyone can strike up a conversation.
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You know you're a lone ranger when even your theme song is a solo. I can imagine him riding into town, and the townsfolk are like, Here comes the Lone Ranger, and he's just singing to himself, I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, wanted, dead or alive. Well, at least Bon Jovi's got his back.
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