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The Lone Ranger's Sidekick
Dealing with constant comparisons to other sidekicks
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Tonto gets all these profound lines, and what do I get? "Hey, look over there!" I'm like the original distraction technique. I should get an award for that.
The Lone Ranger's Horse
Feeling unappreciated
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The Lone Ranger and I were in a bar, and someone asked, "Why the long face?" I replied, "Well, have you seen the guy who rides me? He thinks he's the star of the show!
The Lone Ranger's Villain
Frustrated by the Lone Ranger always foiling evil plans
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The Lone Ranger thinks he's all mysterious and intimidating. I'm like, "Bro, I can see your face. The mask isn't fooling anyone. Try being evil in daylight; it's harder than it looks.
The Lone Ranger's Mask
Constantly mistaken for a superhero
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The other day, someone yelled, "Help, Superman!" I rode in on my horse, and they were like, "Oh, sorry, wrong guy." I said, "Well, I can't fly, but I've got a pretty fast horse. Close enough, right?
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