18 The Last Day Of School Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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Why did the student bring a ladder to the last day of school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
Why did the math book look sad on the last day of school? Because it had too many problems.
Why was the broom late on the last day of school? It swept in!
What do you call the last day of school in the jungle? The gorilla-uation day!
Why did the biology teacher go crazy on the last day of school? The students dissected her nerves!
Why did the tomato turn red on the last day of school? It saw the salad dressing!
Why did the student take a ladder to school on the last day? To go to high school!
What did the janitor say on the last day of school? 'Sweep dreams, everyone!

The Last Day of School

You know, the last day of school is like the grand finale of a really bad movie. You're sitting there, waiting for the credits to roll, thinking, Well, that was a lot of unnecessary drama and questionable choices. Can I get my money and sanity back, please?

The Last Day of School

The last day of school is the only day when the quiet kid in class suddenly becomes the life of the party. They're throwing confetti, doing cartwheels, and you're just there thinking, Wait, who invited the introvert to host the end-of-year carnival?

The Last Day of School

The last day of school is a lot like New Year's Eve. You make resolutions like, I'm going to read all those summer books, or I'll finally learn how to do a backflip. And just like New Year's resolutions, by the end of June, you're sitting there wondering where it all went wrong.

The Last Day of School

The last day of school is the only day when the school janitor becomes the unsung hero. As the students scatter, leaving behind a battlefield of crumpled papers and broken dreams, the janitor is there, armed with a mop and a mission to clean up the mess like a silent superhero.

The Last Day of School

The last day of school is like the Olympics of awkward goodbyes. You see someone you kind of know, and you're stuck in this weird limbo of deciding whether a fist bump, high five, or an awkward hug is the appropriate way to part ways. It's a social Olympics, and I'm constantly winning bronze.

The Last Day of School

On the last day of school, teachers are all smiles, waving goodbye to students. It's like they're parting ways with a horde of wild animals and trying to keep their composure, thinking, Good luck surviving the jungle, kiddos! You're on your own now.

The Last Day of School

The last day of school is that magical time when parents start singing, It's the most wonderful time of the year. I mean, forget Christmas; they're more excited about the school doors closing than they are about opening presents.

The Last Day of School

On the last day of school, you'll see the class overachiever crying in the corner. Not because they're sad, but because they just realized they won't have homework to do for the next three months, and their life suddenly has no purpose.

The Last Day of School

You ever notice how on the last day of school, everyone becomes a professional yearbook signer? People you haven't spoken to in months are suddenly your best friends, leaving heartfelt messages like, HAGS – Have a great summer, as if it's the secret to a successful vacation.

The Last Day of School

The last day of school is the one day when your backpack feels lighter than your sense of responsibility. You're walking out of there with a bag so empty, you wonder if you accidentally left your education somewhere between math class and the cafeteria.

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