5 The Last Day Of School Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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The Lunch Lady

Dealing with the chaos of last-day lunch requests and leftover cafeteria food.
The last day of school is like a buffet of forgotten lunch items. It's the only day when a kid asks for something they left in the fridge two months ago, and I'm expected to have it.

The Nostalgic Teacher

Balancing relief and sentimental attachment to students.
The last day of school is like the final episode of a TV series. You're happy it's over, but deep down, you wonder if you'll ever find a cast as entertainingly chaotic.

The Overachiever Parent

Trying to maintain a perfect academic record for their child.
I asked my kid how the last day of school was. He said, "Dad, you need to relax." I said, "Relax? I've been preparing for the last day of school since the first day of school last year.

The Rebellious Teenager

Trying to avoid any sign of enthusiasm or emotion.
My parents asked me how my last day of school was. I said, "Imagine you've been released from a boring, non-violent prison. That was it.

The Janitor

Cleaning up the aftermath of end-of-year celebrations.
My favorite part of the last day of school? The students leaving. My least favorite part? The mess they leave behind. It's like a tornado made of textbooks and loose paper.

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