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My toilet's advice for success: 'Stay grounded, but not too low—always aim high!
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Why did the toilet get a standing ovation? It had a 'bowl-d' message of unity and flush harmony!
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What's the toilet's favorite holiday? 'Flush-giving'—a day to appreciate the porcelain blessings!
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What did one toilet say to another? 'Let's stay connected; we're all in the same sewer!
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Why did the toilet refuse to discriminate? Because it believes in equal flush opportunity!
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I asked my toilet about its political views, and it said, 'I'm not anti-Semitic; I'm anti-sewage!
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Why did the toilet apply for a job at the comedy club? It wanted to prove it's not just a porcelain throne; it's a laughter throne too!
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What did the toilet say during a plumbing class? 'I'm not biased; I treat all pipes equally!
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My toilet's advice for a happy life: 'Don't hold onto grudges, just flush them away!
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I told my toilet it's a real 'stand-up' fixture. It replied, 'Well, I do elevate people's moods!
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Why did the toilet enroll in a tolerance workshop? It wanted to be more inclusive and less 'commode-ian.
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I told my toilet a secret, and it replied, 'I won't leak this info; I'm not into porcelain espionage!
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Why did the toilet invite everyone to its party? It wanted a 'bowl' of laughs with no discrimination!
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Why did the toilet become a diplomat? It wanted to solve global issues with a 'flush' of diplomacy!
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What's the toilet's motto? 'Flushing away discrimination one swirl at a time!
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Why did the toilet start a comedy club? It wanted everyone to have a seat and laugh together!
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My toilet's philosophy on life: 'Stay positive, even when things are going down the drain!
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