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Alright, folks, let's discuss The John Anti-Semitic – the bathroom that sounds like it's hosting an international summit. I walked in there expecting a toilet, not a debate on global affairs. Do I need a passport to enter? And who's the genius who came up with this name? Were they trying to be edgy or just really bad at naming things? Maybe it's like a secret menu item at a restaurant – "Can I get the Anti-Semitic with a side of bathroom humor, please?"
But on a serious note, can we get back to calling things what they are? I just want a restroom, not a political statement. The only crisis I want in there is if they're out of soap. Let's keep it simple, people – "The John: No Politics, Just Plumbing.
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So, I'm in this bathroom, right? The John Anti-Semitic, they call it. Now, I don't know about you, but I don't need my bathroom experiences to be politically charged. I just need a clean space to do my business and get out. But now, every time I see that sign, I feel like I'm making a statement. Like, "Oh, you're going to The John Anti-Semitic? What, are you taking a stance on international relations?" No, I just have a small bladder and need to relieve myself.
And let's talk about the lighting in these places. It's like they're trying to set the mood for a philosophical debate. I'm just trying to find my toothpaste in my bag, and suddenly I'm contemplating the meaning of life under these dim, dramatic lights.
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So, guys, have you ever been to a restroom with a name that makes you question your life choices? I found myself in The John Anti-Semitic the other day. I didn't realize my bladder was involved in geopolitical conflicts. I thought it just had a simple job – filter out the bad stuff and let the good stuff go. And can we talk about the awkward encounters in there? You're washing your hands, someone else is washing theirs, and there's this unspoken rule of avoiding eye contact. It's like a secret society – the Brotherhood of the Bathroom.
But back to The John Anti-Semitic – I feel like it's a missed opportunity for a theme song. ♪ "Welcome to The John Anti-Semitic, where your bathroom experience is more complicated than a Facebook relationship status." ♪
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You know, folks, I recently encountered something that left me scratching my head. I walked into this restroom, and on the door, there was a sign that said, "The John Anti-Semitic." Now, I'm thinking, is this a bathroom or a political statement? I just wanted to pee, not solve the Middle East conflict! I mean, who comes up with these names? Are we trying to make bathrooms more inclusive by giving them controversial titles? What's next, "The Stall Social Justice Warrior"? I don't need a moral dilemma every time I gotta go number one!
And don't get me started on the toilet paper – it's like a political debate. One side says it should go over, the other says it should go under. I just want to know who decided that the orientation of toilet paper is a measure of your political stance! Maybe it's a conspiracy by Big Tissue to keep us divided.
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