6 The Elderly Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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My elderly neighbor started a band called 'The Wrinkle Rockers.' Their first hit? 'Stairlift to Heaven.
Why did the elderly couple go to therapy? They wanted to work on their 'sagging' relationship.
I asked my grandpa if he could still do the splits. He said, 'Sure, but only when I drop my ice cream on the kitchen floor.
Why did the grandma become a graffiti artist? She wanted to leave her mark on the world!
I asked my grandpa if he could still run a mile in under 10 minutes. He said, 'Of course, if you give me a week to do it.
Why do elderly people love to play poker? It's the only time they can say they have a 'full house.

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