6 The Elderly Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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My grandpa told me, 'I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.' I asked, 'Why not 26?' He said, 'I haven't seen U in years.
What's an elderly person's favorite game? Hide and seek. They just call it 'looking for stuff.
I told my grandma she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she turned 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
I asked my grandpa if he could make me a sandwich. He said, 'Sure, but first, let me put on my cooking playlist – it's a real 'oldie' but goodie.
I asked my grandpa if he could still touch his toes. He said, 'I don't know, I never tried to touch them when they were attached to my feet!

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