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The doctor told me to avoid stress. I asked if bills stress him out too. He chuckled and said, 'I have a different kind of headache.
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The doctor said I have a condition where I see imaginary insects. I told him, 'That's bugging me!'
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The doctor said I have a fear of overly large numbers. I told him, 'That's a huge problem.
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The doctor told me I'm allergic to chocolate. I asked for a second opinion, and the nurse whispered, 'Try dark chocolate.
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The doctor told me I'm suffering from an addiction to break fluid. I asked if I could stop anytime, and he replied, 'Sure, but brake carefully.
The Doctor Told Me
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So, the doctor told me to watch what I eat. I tried, but I have this eye condition called 'I can't resist pizza.
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The doctor told me to cut down on caffeine. I said, Doc, you're talking crazy! I need coffee to help me tolerate the people who tell me to cut down on coffee!
The Doctor Told Me
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The doctor told me to take up a hobby. I said, Doc, isn't eating snacks while binge-watching Netflix a hobby?
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The doctor told me I need to meditate. I tried, but my brain thinks silence is the perfect time to remind me of embarrassing moments from ten years ago!
The Doctor Told Me
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So, the doctor told me to drink more water. Now, I feel like I'm in a constant state of sloshing around like a human water bottle!
The Doctor Told Me
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You know the doctor told me I need more exercise. I told him, Doc, I'm in shape! Round is a shape!
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So, the doctor told me to eat more vegetables. I tried, but my idea of a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand!
The Doctor Told Me
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The doctor told me I need to reduce stress. I said, Sure, doc, just as soon as I figure out how to do that without giving up chocolate!
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The doctor told me to quit smoking. I said, Sure, as soon as they invent a broccoli-flavored cigarette!
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