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The doctor told me to limit screen time. But how else am I supposed to know what happened to that character I got attached to in my favorite TV series? I need closure!
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You know the doctor told me to reduce stress. I guess I'll just start by ignoring the laundry pile that's been giving me the evil eye for weeks.
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The doctor told me to get more sleep. Easier said than done when Netflix keeps asking, "Are you still watching?" Yes, Netflix, I'm guilty!
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The doctor told me I need more exercise. So now I'm at the gym trying to remember if lifting the remote counts as a workout.
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The doctor told me to drink more water. Now I feel like a human aquarium. I'm just waiting for someone to tap on my glass and say, "Feed me!
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The doctor told me I should meditate. Now I'm sitting cross-legged, trying to clear my mind, but all I can think about is tacos. Namaste, tacos!
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The doctor told me to cut back on caffeine. But have you tried facing a Monday morning without it? It's like going to battle unarmed.
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The doctor told me to take deep breaths when stressed. Meanwhile, I'm hyperventilating trying to assemble IKEA furniture. Instructions? More like a maze of confusion!
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You know, when the doctor told me to eat more greens, I thought he meant in my salad, not in my bank account! Turns out, both are equally hard to swallow.
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