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You ever notice how we've all become experts in a new kind of applause? I call it "the clapp." You know, the polite, somewhat awkward clapping we do in virtual meetings. It's like we're all secretly trying not to wake up the neighbor's dog or something. And there's always that one person who takes it to the next level, like they're auditioning for a virtual jazz band. I half-expect them to start throwing in a few snaps and maybe a "woo" for good measure.
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I had a Zoom meeting the other day, and I swear people are now trying to enhance their clapping game. Someone went all out with the virtual hand claps, and then they used the little "thumbs up" reaction. It's like they're saying, "Not only am I clapping for you, but I also approve of your existence." I'm waiting for the day when someone busts out the virtual confetti cannon. Can you imagine? Pshh!
"Congratulations on that quarterly report, Susan!
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You ever try to do the slow clap on a video call? It's an adventure. You start clapping slowly, building up the tension, but the delay in audio makes it look like you're applauding your own joke. You're just sitting there, waiting for the delayed laughter to catch up, and meanwhile, everyone's staring at you like, "Did he just clap for himself?" It's a virtual ego bruise.
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I've discovered a new form of protest in virtual meetings – the silent clapp. You know, when you want to show appreciation but don't want to unmute and disrupt the flow. So, you start clapping, but no one can hear it. It's like a tree falling in a forest with no one around. Did it really clap? Did it make a sound? We'll never know, but dammit, I acknowledged that excellent point you made about synergy.
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