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Why don't we ever trust stairs at the theater? Because they're always up to something when there's a standing ovation!
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Why did the smartphone get a standing ovation? Because it had the best 'apps'!
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Why don't we ever applaud during a football match? Because it's always 'kick' off, not 'clap' off!
The Clapp
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You ever make a joke at a funeral and someone starts clapping? Yeah, that's when you realize you've hit rock bottom. That's not gallows humor; that's just the clapp gone wrong!
The Clapp
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Let me tell you, I've performed in some interesting places. There was this one gig where instead of laughter, all I got was the clapp. It's like they were timing their applause for the jokes that never landed. It was like living in a metronome concert!
The Clapp
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Ever had that awkward moment when you're at a comedy show, and the performer's waiting for the punchline but the audience thinks it's a standing ovation? Yeah, that's when you've got the clapp on your hands—literally!
The Clapp
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I've got this friend who's so bad at keeping a secret that if they were in a comedy club, they'd be the only one clapping at the punchline of a confidential joke. They're like the human embodiment of the clapp—can't hold it in!
The Clapp
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I tried speed dating once, and instead of swapping stories, my date was just practicing the clapp. I was hoping for a connection, but all I got was a round of applause for my life story.
The Clapp
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Have you ever told a joke and everyone starts clapping before the punchline? It's like the Olympics of comedy—jumping straight to the applause without finishing the routine. I call it the premature clapp-ulation!
The Clapp
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There's an art to timing applause, you know? But some folks just have a clapp attack—they can't help themselves. It's like they're in a battle against silence, trying to save the world from awkward moments, one clap at a time!
The Clapp
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I've been to open mics where they have that one person who's always too eager with the clapping. I'm telling you, their hands move faster than a hummingbird's wings. You'd think they're auditioning for a world record in applause.
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