7 Jokes About The British

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Updated on: Jan 11 2025

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How do you know when a British person is at your party? They apologize to the furniture for bumping into it!
Why did the British cookie cry? Because it was feeling crumby about its crumpets!
Why did the British man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why don't British skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the British cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Why don't British ghosts haunt pubs? They prefer tea-rifying people!
How do British chefs find new recipes? They go on a seasoning adventure!

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