9+ Best One Liners Jokes About the british

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I told my friend I could make a British car disappear. Now I can't find it anywhere!

What do you call a British person in the finals of a championship? A tea-m captain!

I asked my British friend how many sugars he wanted in his tea. He replied, 'Oh, I'm sweet enough already!

What do you call a British person that's surprised? Astonished Martin!

What's a British person's favorite type of music? UK-elale!

How do you greet a British alien? Take me to your cheddar!

What's a British vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange, of course!

Why was the British math book sad? It had too many problems!

What's a British cat's favorite TV show? The Great British Meow Off!

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