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Why did the algebra book throw a party on the 100th day of school? It finally found its 'x' factor!
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Why was the ruler so happy on the 100th day of school? It finally measured up!
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What do you call a centipede on the 100th day of school? Fully centurion!
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Why did the computer get a cake on the 100th day of school? It reached a mega-byte of knowledge!
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Why did the pencil celebrate the 100th day of school? It finally got the point!
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Why did the student wear a cape on the 100th day of school? They were a 'super' senior!
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the 100th day of school? Because their students were shining so bright!
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On the 100th day of school, my kid proudly brought home a project made of 100 items. I thought, 'Great, now I just need to find a way to display this masterpiece without turning our living room into a kindergarten art gallery.'
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I tried to get into the 100th-day spirit by wearing a shirt with 100 wrinkles. My spouse asked if I was joining the celebration or if our laundry just needed some serious attention.
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On the 100th day, parents are encouraged to send in 100 of something. So, I sent my child to school with 100 grapes. I figured, if they're going to snack, might as well make it a fruit salad on the classroom floor.
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The 100th day of school is when my child proudly declared, 'I'm 100 days smarter!' I thought, 'Great, now let's see if that newfound wisdom includes remembering to flush the toilet.'
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The 100th day of school is like the Olympics for parents. We've been training all year, and now it's time to celebrate our victory... or at least survive the academic decathlon with our sanity intact!
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Teachers get creative on the 100th day. My child came home with a cape made of 100 paper clips. I asked, 'Is this for fighting academic villains?' They replied, 'No, it's for holding together my report card.'
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On the 100th day, my child was assigned to bring in a collection of 100 small things. I suggested bringing in 100 pennies, but they said, 'Mom, that's so last century.' Now I'm just hoping their collection of 100 Pokemon cards is worth more than my retirement fund.
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I overheard my kid bragging to their friends on the 100th day, saying, 'My mom survived 100 days of packing lunches!' I feel like I should get a trophy for that, or at least a lifetime supply of sandwich bags.
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I asked my child what they learned on the 100th day of school, and they said, 'Well, I can count to 100 now.' I'm like, 'That's fantastic! Now let's work on counting to 100 without asking for a snack after each number.'
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