10 The 100th Day Of School Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 08 2025

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They celebrate the 100th day of school, and my kid is all excited to bring in 100 snacks. I'm just hoping they don't count every single cheerio that inevitably ends up on the car floor.
They make a big fuss about the 100th day of school, but I'm still trying to figure out why my kid thinks a glue stick is a suitable replacement for hair gel on school picture day.
So, it's the 100th day of school, and my child proudly shows me a project with 100 cotton balls glued to a poster. I'm just thinking, "Great, now we have a snowstorm in the living room.
The 100th day of school celebration feels like a big achievement, but let's be real, I'm just impressed if my kid remembers to wear matching shoes on any given day.
You know, they celebrate the 100th day of school like it's some grand achievement. I'm just sitting here thinking, "Shouldn't we be celebrating the first day parents get a full night's sleep after three months of homework battles?
The 100th day of school is like a mini-Olympics for kids, showcasing their impressive collection of 100 random objects. Meanwhile, I'm just happy if I can find my car keys in the morning.
They have this big to-do about the 100th day of school, like it's a major milestone. I'm over here trying to figure out if I can celebrate the 100th day of not forgetting my kid's lunch at home.
On the 100th day of school, they encourage kids to bring in 100 of something. My kid brought in 100 Lego pieces. I'm just hoping they stay off the floor and out of my feet for the next 100 days.
The 100th day of school is a big deal, and the kids are all hyped up about it. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to remember the last time I celebrated anything 100 times without losing interest.
So, the 100th day of school is a big deal. Kids are counting down the days like it's New Year's Eve. Meanwhile, parents are just hoping to make it to the 100th day without losing a permission slip or a sock in the laundry.

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