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Why did the gardener look forward to Fridays? They could finally 'plant' themselves on the couch!

Why did the bicycle dislike Fridays? It couldn't handle the weekend traffic!

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged every Friday!

Why did the musician look forward to Fridays? Because they could finally 'band' together with friends!

Why was the math book sad on Fridays? Because it had too many problems!

Why did the light bulb look forward to Fridays? It finally got to shine all weekend!

Why did the pencil look forward to Fridays? It got to draw the weekend plans!

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