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The Office Worker
The eternal struggle of making it through the workweek.
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Thank God It's Friday, the only day my diet doesn't see me.
The Couch Potato
Choosing between the excitement of weekend plans and the allure of Netflix and chill.
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I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode." - Thank God It's Friday, the day I switch from low power to full-on relaxation.
The Student
Balancing the thrill of the weekend with the stress of impending assignments.
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I'm on a study diet. I study what I want and forget the rest." - Thank God It's Friday, the cheat day of academic discipline.
The Gym Enthusiast
The struggle between hitting the gym and hitting the bar on a Friday night.
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I don't exercise because I hate my body. I exercise because I love food... and Friday is cheat day." - Thank God It's Friday, the day I trade the treadmill for a dessert menu.
The Parent
Excitement for the weekend versus the challenges of keeping the kids entertained.
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I asked my kid if my jokes were funny. He said, 'Dad, you're like an old person's Facebook—no one gets you.'" - Thank God It's Friday, the night when Dad's dad jokes get an honorary laugh.
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