5 Jokes About Tenants

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Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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My landlord asked if I knew the neighbors. I said, 'Not yet, but I'm open to suggestions!
My landlord said, 'Rent is like a hug but in monetary form.' I guess that makes paying rent a group hug?
What did the tenant say to the noisy upstairs neighbors? 'You're raising the roof and my blood pressure!
My landlord asked if I'd read the lease thoroughly. I said, 'I did, but I still can't find the chapter on 'Paying Less Rent'.
My landlord said, 'Pets are not allowed.' I replied, 'Great! That narrows down the list of roommates.

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