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Neighborly Nuisance
Dealing with noisy neighbors
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I complained about the loud music, and my neighbor said, "It's a new form of therapy—sound therapy. You should try it!" I'd rather try the therapy of not hearing your music at all.
Landlord's Lament
Dealing with quirky tenants
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I asked my tenant to keep it down, and he said, "I'm just practicing my stand-up routine." Well, great, now my building has a 24/7 open mic night, and the rent is the audience cover charge.
Roommate Riddles
Living with unpredictable roommates
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My roommate insisted on installing a disco ball in the living room. I asked why, and he said, "To make our morning routines more exciting." Now I feel like I'm getting ready for work in a nightclub.
Tenant Troubles
Coping with weird landlord requests
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The landlord called me and said, "I heard you've been having too much fun lately. I need you to schedule your laughter so it doesn't disturb the other tenants." Sure, let me pencil in "chuckles" between "grocery shopping" and "existential crisis.
Pest Problems
Battling unexpected critters in the apartment
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I asked the spiders to kindly relocate outside. They left a note saying, "We're just here for the bugs. Consider us your eight-legged exterminators." I'm not sure if I should thank them or start charging for their services.
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