5 Teenage Son Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 14 2025

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Teenage Translator

Trying to decode the mysterious language of my teenage son.
Teenagers have this unique ability to communicate entire novels with just one-word answers. "How was school?" "Good." "What did you do?" "Stuff." It's like living with a minimalist poet.

Parental GPS Tracker

My teenage son thinks he's sneaky, but I've installed a parental GPS tracker on his phone.
My son complained about the GPS tracker invading his privacy. I said, "Privacy? You lost that the day you borrowed my credit card without asking.

The Fashion Police at Home

Dealing with my son's questionable fashion choices.
I bought my son a nice shirt, and he said it was "too adult-ish." I didn't realize buttons were a gateway to adulthood. Last time I checked, buttons were just fancy Velcro.

The Bedroom Battlefield

The ongoing war over the state of my teenage son's bedroom.
I asked my son if he could clean his room. He said, "Why? It's my personal expression of chaos." I didn't know chaos had its own fragrance until I entered that room.

The Technology Generation Gap

Navigating the ever-widening generation gap in understanding technology.
My son complained that our Wi-Fi is too slow. I told him, "Back in my day, we had to make a sandwich while waiting for a single webpage to load. Appreciate the progress, young man!

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