7 Jokes For Tectonic

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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Why did the tectonic plate start a band? It wanted to make some rock and roll!
Why did the tectonic plate enroll in therapy? It needed to work on its emotional boundaries!
Why did the tectonic plate go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!
How do tectonic plates communicate? They send each other seismic love waves!
Why did the tectonic plate become a motivational speaker? It had a knack for uplifting experiences!
What's a tectonic plate's favorite game? Twister, of course! It's all about the earth-shattering moves!
Why don't tectonic plates ever get invited to parties? They always cause too much drama on the dance floor!

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