6 Jokes For Tectonic

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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What's a tectonic plate's favorite dance move? The continental drift!
Why did the tectonic plate apply for a job as a chef? It wanted to show off its faultless cooking skills!
How do tectonic plates apologize? They make amends and promise not to cause any more upheaval!
Why did the tectonic plate become a comedian? It wanted to shake up the audience!
Why did the geologist break up with the tectonic plate? It just couldn't handle the pressure!
What did one tectonic plate say to the other during their heated argument? 'You really crack me up!

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