7 Jokes For Technical

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Updated on: May 15 2025

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I asked the computer for a joke, but all I got was a 'byte' of laughter.
I told my computer I love it, and it replied, 'That's just a string of emotions.
I asked my computer if it believes in love at first sight. It responded, 'No, I need to see your source code first.
I told my computer to stop singing, but it had too many 'bits' in its system.
Why did the coder go broke? Too many 'bits' and not enough 'bytes'!
I named my hard drive 'dat ass' so once a month, my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up.
I spilled my coffee on my keyboard, now it has the Java.

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