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Let's talk about passwords. I've got so many passwords; I feel like a medieval gatekeeper. And the worst part is, they're all variations of the same thing. I'm just waiting for a hacker to yell, "Open sesame-123!
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You know your Wi-Fi is acting up when you're in a heated online game, and suddenly your character decides to take a stroll in the wrong direction. Thanks, Wi-Fi, for turning my warrior into a pacifist.
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Ever notice how autocorrect is like that friend who thinks they know what you're saying better than you do? I swear, my phone is out here trying to turn "pizza" into "pizzazz." No, phone, I just want some cheese and pepperoni, not a Broadway show!
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Why is it that my GPS has no problem telling me to take the next left onto "Memory Lane," but when I ask for directions to the grocery store, suddenly it's "Calculating route"? I just need milk, not a philosophical journey!
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Why do we still have those TV remote buttons that no one ever uses? I mean, who actually clicks on the "CC" button to see what's happening with closed captions? It's like the remote is saying, "In case you want to read your TV show.
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Ever notice how printers have this sixth sense about your urgency? You're printing a resume for a job interview, and suddenly it's like, "Sorry, out of magenta ink." Really? It's black and white, printer! Get it together!
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We live in an era where our phones are smarter than us. I mean, I asked Siri for directions, and she took me to a cornfield. I thought, "Wow, Siri, you're really embracing that 'maze' concept.
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Do you ever feel like your laptop judges you? Mine gives me this look every time I open it after midnight, like it's saying, "Really? You again? Shouldn't you be sleeping?" Sorry, laptop, I've got memes to scroll through.
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I love how my fitness tracker gets excited when I hit 10,000 steps. It's like having a tiny personal cheerleader on my wrist. But on lazy days, it's more like, "Come on, just ten more steps! You can do it! Or not. Whatever.
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