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Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system.
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Why did the tech support guy become a gardener? He wanted to help people with their root problems.
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Why did the tech support agent go broke? He kept giving away too many bytes for free.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm in tech support, and I'm rolling in the dough.
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I asked the IT guy if he could help me with my keyboard. He said, 'I'm not a key-ologist, but I'll give it a Ctrl.
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I accidentally spilled coffee on my keyboard. Now, it has the Java programming language.
The Tech Support Dating Game
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Tech support is like speed dating. You get passed around from one person to another, and by the end, you're not sure if you're dating a computer or a person. Will you be my software soulmate?
The Tech Support Time Warp
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You ever notice that when you're on hold with tech support, time slows down? I think they've discovered a wormhole where one minute feels like an eternity. It's the only explanation.
Tech Support Olympics
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I think tech support should have an Olympics. Gold medal for the fastest problem-solving, silver for the most creative excuses, and bronze for making the customer laugh despite their frustration. I'd be a contender for the bronze, for sure.
Tech Support Whisperer
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Calling tech support is like trying to whisper sweet nothings to a computer. Come on, baby, just one more update and we can Netflix and chill. My laptop's playing hard to get.
Tech Support Mind Reading
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Tech support has this magical ability to read your mind and ask questions you didn't even know you had to answer. Did you try turning it off and on again? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you were a mind reader, not a technician.
The Tech Support Detective
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Tech support always interrogates you about your computer's activities. What were you doing when the problem occurred? I feel like I'm being investigated for a cybercrime. I swear, officer, I was just browsing cat videos!
Lost in Tech Translation
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I asked tech support for help, and they started speaking in a language that sounded like a mix of binary code and ancient hieroglyphics. I was just looking for WiFi, not a secret society initiation.
Tech Support, Where Patience Goes to Die
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I called tech support the other day, and the hold music was so relaxing that I almost forgot I was waiting for someone to fix my internet. I think they're onto something: therapy through elevator music.
The Tech Support Fortune Teller
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Tech support always asks you to predict the future: Can you tell me the exact time the problem occurred? If I could predict the future, do you think I'd be calling you right now? I'd be at the racetrack!
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