7 Jokes For Taught

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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I was taught to always finish what I start. So, I finished my dinner, my dessert, and the last slice of pizza!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. But then I was taught to rise above the yeast of my problems!
I was taught to embrace my mistakes. That's why I call them 'life lessons' instead of 'bad decisions.
I was taught that laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. I guess they were taught to be 'current' in their conversations!
I asked my dad if we could turn our garden into a tropical paradise. He said, 'Son, it's not about the destination; it's about the horticulture.' Clearly, I was taught dad jokes!
I was taught to never trust atoms. They make up everything, and sometimes they just disappear without a trace!

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