6+ Best One Liners Jokes For taught

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I was taught that time flies. So, I installed an air conditioner in my clock. Now time just breezes by!

I was taught that money talks, but mine just waves goodbye every time I get it!

I was taught how to make holy water. You just boil the hell out of it!

I was taught that patience is a virtue. Apparently, so is the ability to tolerate a terrible pun.

I was taught to always bring a pencil to a test. Not to use, but to look smart in case someone needs to borrow one!

I tried to write a book on reverse psychology, but no one bought it. Maybe I should've taught them not to buy it!

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