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Why did the tattoo artist go to jail? Because he was caught needling drugs!
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Why did the scarecrow get a tattoo? Because he wanted to be outstanding in his field!
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Why did the skeleton refuse to get a tattoo? He didn't have the guts for it!
Tat's Entertainment!
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You know, they say tat, and I think, wow, that's entertainment! I tried to imagine what a conversation about tattoos and cats would look like. It's like, Oh, I got this adorable cat on my ankle. And the other person is like, That's cute, but check out my tabby tramp stamp! Tat's entertainment, folks!
Tat-Too Much Fur-tality!
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I heard about a guy who got a tattoo of a ninja cat. I thought, Tat-too much fur-tality! I mean, sure, cats are agile and mysterious, but do we really need them in ninja attire? Next thing you know, we'll have a cat uprising, and they'll all be armed with tiny swords and throwing stars!
Tat's a Purr-manent Decision!
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Getting a tattoo of your cat's paw print may seem like a cute idea at first, but let's think about this. Cats are known for being fickle and moody. So, getting a tat of your cat's paw? That's a purr-manent decision based on the temporary affection of a feline dictator!
Tat-too Cheesy!
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I saw this guy with a tattoo that said, Life is Gouda. I thought, Tat-too cheesy for me! I mean, I appreciate a good pun, but committing to a lifetime of cheese-related ink? That's a level of commitment I reserve for my pizza orders, not body art!
Tat's a Cat-astrophic Fashion Choice!
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I saw someone with a tattoo of a cat wearing a tuxedo. I thought, Tat's a cat-astrophic fashion choice! I mean, cats already think they own the place; now they're infiltrating our wardrobe choices? What's next, a cat in a business suit demanding a promotion?
Tat's a Cat-egorical Mistake!
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I saw a girl with a tattoo of a cat sitting on a pile of books. I asked her what it meant, and she said it represented her love for literature and felines. I thought, Tat's a cat-egorical mistake! I mean, I love cats and books too, but combining the two permanently? That's a novel way to regret a decision!
Tat's a Cat-astrophic Relationship!
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My friend got a matching tattoo with his girlfriend – two cats forming a heart. I told him, Tat's a cat-astrophic relationship waiting to happen! Because if the relationship goes south, not only do you have to deal with a breakup, but you're stuck with a feline reminder permanently etched on your skin!
Tat's a Cat-astrophe!
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I was at a tattoo parlor the other day, and there was this guy getting a tattoo of his cat's face on his chest. I thought, Tat's a cat-astrophe waiting to happen! Imagine explaining that to a future date. Oh, that? It's just Mittens, my feline soulmate permanently etched on my chest. No big deal!
Tat-Too Much Information!
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You ever notice how people with tattoos love to share the stories behind them? It's like, This one represents my journey through life, and this one represents my love for coffee. I'm thinking, Tat-too much information! I mean, I just wanted to know the time, not your life story inked on your forearm!
Tat's Love, Not a Scratch!
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My friend got a tattoo of a heart with a cat's claw mark through it. I asked, What's that about? He said, It's a symbol of love conquering all obstacles. I thought, Tat's love, not a scratch! I mean, if love involves sharp claws, I'll stick to chocolates and flowers, thank you very much!
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