4 Jokes For Tang

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Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Tang addiction. It starts innocently enough. You think, "I'll just have a glass for breakfast." Fast forward a week, and you're in a support group with other Tang enthusiasts, introducing yourself like, "Hi, my name is Dave, and I'm a
You ever notice how Tang is the only drink that makes you question your life choices? I mean, who looked at a glass of water and thought, "You know what this needs? A powdery substance that turns it into an intergalactic adventure!" It's like the astronauts' version of Kool-Aid. Tang,
I recently introduced my girlfriend to Tang. Big mistake. Now every time I suggest making breakfast, she gives me the side-eye like, "Is this a ploy to sneak Tang into our lives again?" I'm telling you, Tang is the ultimate relationship tester.
You think proposing is nerve-wracking? Try suggesting Tang
Let's talk about Tang for a moment. I swear, that stuff is like a time machine in a jar. You mix it, take a sip, and suddenly you're transported to the '80s, sitting in front of your TV, watching Saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of cereal. It's like the

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